Monthly Archives: September 2013

What is the difference between free range, bred free range, organic?

What is the difference between free range, bred free range, organic?

I found this great article on the differences / definitions between free range, bred free range, organic etc etc relating to various animals / meat products. i didn’t previously realise or appreciate the difference between ‘free range’ and ‘bred free range’.

you learn something every day!

Bacon Coffin

Bacon Coffin

Is there a better way to show your love of bacon forever than to be buried wrapped in it? We don’t think so.

This genuine bacon casket is made of 18 Gauge Gasketed Steel with Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior, and includes a Memorial and Record Tube, Adjustable Bed and Mattress and Stationary and Swingbar handles. It also includes a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling.

There are all sorts of unusual caskets out there – motorcycles, PBR cans, iPhones, tanks, Star Trek themes and more. We think that your final resting place deserves the eternal glory that is bacon.



Sizzling Bacon Candy not only tastes like bacon, it also turns your tongue into a frying pan. As soon as you douse your mouth in candy, the sizzling sound makes it seem like you’re cooking bacon over a campfire. Except it’s in your head and the campfire is your burning passion for bacon (and your saliva which is what activates the candy). The crackling will continue until the candy dissolves into nothing. Lots of things taste like bacon, but how many sound like bacon? You get two .34 oz. packets of carbonated candy, for a total of .7 oz. in each box. Comes in an illustrated box.

bacon bad

Dear ‘Lift Big Eat Pig’,
Thanks for your kind words and positive feedback about out hit series ‘Breaking Bad’.
However, at this time we feel that a spin-off series called ‘bacon bad’ whereby the protagonist is diagnosed with cancer & begins curing bacon in an underground lab to support his family is just not a viable premise for a series at this time.
In response to your other proposal, we do not think the same show based around baked goods called “baking bad” would work for us either.
Thanks for your comments & we hope you continue to enjoy our quality programming.
Sincerely, Showtime development department.

bacon wrapped ford feast-a


Bacon-Wrapped Ford Fiesta Now Possible With Vinyl Strips

Now you can roll in smoky goodness.

Ford announced Wednesday that it’s selling vinyl strips of bacon to detail 2014 Ford Fiestas.

Is this a porky prank? A crispy slice of a publicity stunt to turn one of its most popular models into a rumaki on wheels? Nope.

“It’s obviously kooky and a little irreverent,” Ford spokesman Dan Mazei told The Huffington Post. “But that was kind of the point. We thought it was a really cool way to show off how to personalize your car.”

Mazei said Ford chose the Fiesta because it was popular among millennials, a demographic looking for something different.

The carmaker timed its pitch to coincide with Saturday’s International Bacon Day.

The custom-graphic “pièce de résistance,” Ford said, is the full “Bacon Wrap,”consisting of 10 giant strips. But you better be bringing home plenty of bacon to afford it: It’ll cost you $3,347, plus installation.

Want to sizzle for less? Two strips on the hood cost $191.25 plus installation. “Mini-strips” run $78.75.