so since this blog is actually called lift big, eat pig, i suppose eventually will have to post something about lifting.
theres this gym/weightlifting/crossfit/awesome/crispy saying ‘do you even lift’… yes, yes it’s pretty crispy, and we’ve all had a lot of fun with memes & such.
(i was recently at a party at a house with a freaking lift. i was like, “hey house, do you even lift? ” )
but i’d like to take a few different spins on this classic rhetorical question…
DO YOU EVEN GRIFT ?!
DO YOU EVEN NIGHTSHIFT?!
DO YOU EVEN FACELIFT ?!
DO YOU EVEN REDSHIFT?!
DO YOU EVEN SHOPLIFT ?!
DO YOU EVEN DRIFT ?!
DO YOU EVEN SIFT ?!
DO YOU EVEN SHIFT ?! (1)
DO YOU EVEN SHIFT ?! (2)
for futher information on this phenomenon, please refer to the following educational video.
aaaand im spent!